Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe
capitalism breeds innovation
Yeah that will do it.
improved
That's such a fire hazard, it's gonna bend space and time to go back to prehistoric man and invent fire for them
Do you love the color of the house fire
I love how US plugs are like little unhappy faces. 😲😦😱
They're all very sad and upset at the prospect of burning down your house
Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life
He didn’t say that.
yes he did
ur trauma didn’t make you funny and while we’re on the topic ur music taste is unlistenable etc
